Bah Hum Love: Episode 3

Coop and Meg get their first glance at the mansion . . . and find out who the host of EXception or EXit is.

“Wow. This is amazing.” Meg’s mouth almost hits the floor as she eyes the mansion.

“Stop acting like you’ve never seen nice things before, Meg,” Coop whispers as she giggles.

“Well, I haven’t. You’ve seen my apartment.”

Coop and Meg are being ushered to a back room. The producer is saying something into her mic and the girls are both amazed at the beauty of the house. Even Coop.

And me.

This house is amazeballs. I can’t believe we get to stay here. I’m so friggin’ excited.

“Calm down, Val.”

It’s just so big. We’ve been cooped up at your place for so long. It’s so nice to be out.

“No one asked you to stay.”

Coop eyes me.

Admit it, Coop. You like having me around.

Coop rolls her eyes and smirks.

I take that as a yes.

“Okay,” the producer starts. “Tal Morrison is going to be your host for the show. He’s right behind these doors. He’ll explain what’s going to happen next. Good luck!”

“Did you just say Tal Morrison? Tal freakin’ Morrison? TAL MORRISON??”

I’m surprised Meg’s eyes didn’t pop out of her head.

For those of you that don’t know, Tal Morrison is a really hot ex-football player. He got hurt in a game pretty badly a few years ago and found himself no longer being able to play the game. He’s gotten by hosting reality shows that don’t usually make it past one season. At least Coop is getting her chance at love before this show is cancelled too.

“Uhm . . .”.

The producer debates on how to react.

“Is his skin as chocolatey smooth as it looks on TV?”

Don’t drool Meg.

“Uhm . . .”.

The producer is still contemplating her next comment.

“You’ll have to excuse her.”

Coop eyes Meg with annoyance.

“Who are you again?” The producer asks Meg.

She’s Coops wing-woman. Duh.

“Oh. She’s my friend. I couldn’t do this without her.”

Aww. Isn’t that sweet? I’m so proud of you Coop.

“Okay . . . well . . . yes.”

“Yes? His skin is chocolatey smooth?”

“I mean yes, I said Tal Morrison.”

The producer pushes the door and holds it open. Coop walks in first. The producer stops Meg and whispers in her ear.

“It’s the smoothest chocolate you’ll ever see.”

Catch another episode of Bah Hum Love next week on the Shay Shay AF blog!

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